Happy Bday MarieClaire!!

I totally couldn't get this to post to her profile on Facebook so I decided to post it here & copy/paste the link to her profile. Hope it works and wishing her a fabulous birthday...

May all your dreams come true MC!!

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So, I totally love my new webcam and I've been compulsively taping and watching for, like a week now. So, I realized as I was watching my latest camail (oh, webcam email) sent to my sister that I am never not making faces. Seriously, it's like I have ADD of the face. And then when I googled compulsive face-making I was optically assaulted by this. So yicky I just had to google images... which brought me to this. And I have to tell you that this dude has his finger wa-HAY up inside his nose for a posed fake finger pick. Whenever I fake nose-pick, there is barely any penetration at all. Yes, I said "penetration." So anyway... what the heck was I even talking about? Oh yes, my webcam. Love it. Hate the facial expressions. Oh, but Stacey & I decided that in the video's, my voice sounds just like hers does on the phone. Which sounds considerably less interesting and hysterical in writing as it did during our telephone conversation. Oh, and it turns out that I do have a maniacal laugh. What the heck, I'll post the very first famwebcam we sent to Stacey. OMG, check out Gracie's facial expressions... she totally gets that from me.

Okay, I've gotta go make some more camail for my seesters.

we love our webcam!!

This was taken with our new webcam in "fishbowl" mode.

Soccer Saturday yields huge results for the Sorci Girls.

Here we have the Moosh scoring within seconds (because she rocks)

And, although I was not able to capture one of Gracie's four goals (includes a hat trick, because she is awesome.) I was able to get a shot of her last goal... leftie... and in the air... because, she is awesome.

She's black jersey #2... you know, the one scoring the goal. in the air.

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rainy days & mondays always bring me down...

my silly baby!!!

My LOL Cat...

Can I haz cheezburgerz?

Happy Oester once again...

What celebrates nature, fertility, and life itsself other than a good ole' fashioned Egg Fight? For the second consecutive year, Miss Grace holds the title of "Egg Champion"... you go girl. You go...

The first whack! Megs takes this one real easy like...

Megs took Gracie's egg with ease...

Grace grabs the "K" egg and it's all but ov-ah!

Sweet victory is hers...

A parting gift... bunny ears! So, we're all winners really!!!

So now the Bloggess has an advice column...

Which is awesomeness.

And, I'm pretty sure the last sign of the Apocalypse so...

let the looting commence!!!






Just click the photo to get to all the advice!

Megs Talented Show...

I'm still working on the video... apparently I'm much better at photography than I am at cinematography. Go figure.

from the STFU parents blog...

it's a ... beer?

awesomeness.

Zack & Alia on a beautiful March day...

aren't they too frickin' cute?

One more reason to join Twitter...

I became a follower of god on twitter...

A Good Morning...

Taken in my kitchen.

Things I don't like right now

• Designer toilet paper (we just had some with tiny blue snowflakes and snowmen all over it.) Seriously? We all know what we use toilet paper for, right? Does it really need to be festive? And I keep feeling the need to appologize to the snowmen. It just doesn't make me feel very good.
• Crazy Jesus freaks. Listen, I think it's super fantastic that you really, really like the guy, okay? Just please refrain from passing judgement on others in his name. Something tells me that he would not be pleased. And also, you're really creepy.
• Being secretly recorded by your seven-year-old. So, you play your recorder (thinking you're going to be listening to yourself making witty comments and telling fucking hilarious stories) and instead you are being verbally assaulted by the sound of your own yelly voice... telling the seven-year-old how she is perfectly capable of cleaning her room all by herself and, following some seriously annoying whining, proceeding to inform her that you do not have any help while you're stuck taking care of/cleaning up after/doing everything for: every. single. person. IN THIS HOUSE! It was not pretty. Sorry, Moosh! Love ya!
• A gynecologist who is also a stand up comedian. For real. Actually does stand up at comedy clubs. The Gigglin' Gyno (is what I call him.) Actually, I retract this last one as it makes the whole sitting in stirrups scene much more enjoyable when your doctor is saying things like "There's my contact... I've had to wear my glasses for years now and I hate these things!" Thank the dear Lord that he didn't leave his glasses in there!
• Dogs with diarhea and 50mph winds (with 75mph wind gusts) Now granted, this is outdated... I did not like this about a month ago. Now, it's actually kind of amusing when I pretend like it happened to someone else. Here's the scene (as originally written in an email to my mother): If you're ever wondering what happens when someone turns on a gigantic fan at 75 mph while a dog is pooing herself... well, wonder no more. It blows all over the fucking place. It's actually kind of funny now that I'm reading it but not while it was happening (isn't that always the way it is?) Anyway, when we came in the garage (after several scream-filled minutes of diarrhea) I had to wipe her off but all the towels were gone (due to the water in the basement and my husbands use of said towels) and all I had was swiffer refills. So I swiffered my dog. I'm not sure if that constitutes dog abuse but I think it would have been a LOT worse if I'd have left the wet, runny poo all over her body. Did I mention that David had fed the dog "dog jerky?" prior to her bout with the 'rhea? Seriously. God help us.