Mom & Dad Part III: Tana

Hear her ROAR!!!

Mom & Dad Part II: Smitty

So, here is part deux of my Smith video... enjoy! I added a bit and made changes from the original DVD that I made for them. I think this is better. I'm just sayin'.

Mom & Dad Part I

I made this really cool DVD for mom and dad and I have not been able to upload the file because it is too long/big (that's what she said) so instead I am going to upload it in "parts". Yes, this means that I had to re-do my work but it honestly turned out better (so far). Enjoy!

PS. Word to your motha!

I need pictures of Uranus!

Now, if you read that you'd be all "sure, I'll help you find pictures of that planet" but like, if your daughter walks up to you while you're in the middle of doing one thousand other things and she says that sentence you're all "The hell? Why do you want pictures of my anus?" And then your daughter will completely laugh her ass butt off. And if your husband is in the room and he's feeling randy he might say something like "You can find those on the Internet honey." with a merry little wink, wink and a nudge, nudge. Yes, we get it... you're hysterically funny. I think this is what Uranus looks like:

It's not really what you'd think, huh? So, our house is full of anus jokes now. It's actually kind of amazing how many anus jokes there are. I've even started with the ass-sphincter say what crap. I think it's time for me to goto bed.

tide commercial

This is the commercial I was speaking to space-face about (oh, anywhere from yesterday to about 6 months ago... I'm not good with time):

Anyhoo... it makes me laugh so hard and ultimately I think of the Bruce Almighty Movie clip:

and following that I will repeat the phrase "Smite me, All Mighty Smiter" - for the next several hours.

And that is how I roll.