Sowsi scores FOUR goals in first game!

This is one of many great shots to be included in the series: GOOOOOOOOAAAAAL! Number 15 (same as her Bro's) is fast as lightening and equally as electrifying... okay, that was way gay but still, impressive, isn't she?

Here we see Number 15 kicking yet another tukas... we don't keep score at this level but we beat them 5-0... So, at one point her coach says "Okay G-luv, you're gonna go in and play defense this time,k?" and she's all "Um... no, thank you"... thats my girl!

My Backdoor Man...

This scary looking argiope was previously hanging out next to my backdoor. I say previously because, alas, said spider is no longer with us. I know, I know... the Orb Spider (common garden spider) is harmless to humans. "Harmless" being a relative term and all, I offed this chick. But seriously... it was cool to look at (for about 3 minutes). Lets hope the spiders have learned their lesson in regards to hanging around the Sorci house. Super Yik.

Okay... to answer MK's questions (since she obviously does not keep up on the whole blog scene) the following is from my Blog back in July of 2006 and is relative to my previous entry because Grace has begun her bizarre and random questioning that usually centers around basic hygiene. I don't know... OCD much?

Tuesday, July 4,2006
In other news, this just in... Grace has contracted the "tell-my-mother-anytime-anything-touches-any-part-of-my-body-or-the-toilet-or-the-garbage-or-a-butt" disease. Its pretty serious as far as we can tell. The symptoms are... why don't you just read the friggin' disease for the symptoms. This morning it was..."Mommy, my toothbrush touched the side of the sink and I think the dog might have licked the side of the sink and then I put the toothbrush in my mouth and I might have spit on Maggie's toothbrush when I was done... Is that okay?" - What the fuck am I supposed to say to that? When all of this first began, I was a really good mommy and a really thorough mommy and I explained that if something touched something or somewhere that it probably shouldn't maybe we could wash it or throw it away or whatever I thought the proper course of action should be (and trust me, I really thought it through). But after, like, 3 mother-f***ing weeks of this I'm like, "I don't know Grace, its really a judgement call and seeing as its your toothbrush, its your call, doll." And now I'm going out of my friggin' mind trying not to scream every time I have to hear about this shit! K, so it doesn't seem like a really big deal to ya, right? how bout someone say... pokes you in the arm, not hard or anything. No big deal right? what about that same person pokes you in the exact same arm in the exact same place several times a day, every day for the next three weeks... then YOU let me know how well YOU would be holdin' up, k?
I've gotta go, Grace scratched her butt and then touched the yogurt spoon...

Does that cover it for ya, Peeptoo?

How does one respond to this...

"Once I had toilet paper in my butt and I pulled it out and it fell on the floor and I just stood in that spot. Is that okay?"

Ummm... there are so many things that are not okay with that statement.