New Years Resolutions

Yah, I'm not so much with the resolutions (sidebar... I once looked up resolution in the dictionary and it said "something that is resolved"... really? They couldn't have just took the extra time out of their day to give me the definition of "resolved"? People, seriously, I'm busy... I ain't got time to look up the definitions of the definitions that I'm lookin' for, Yo!) So anyway, my resolution is to resolve something this year. JUST KIDDING! Here is my list (in no particular order)

1. Quit smoking / get addicted to nicorette gum or the patch or something other than actual cigarettes.
2. Read more with my children (including the ones that aren't biological).
3. Learn French.
4. Use coupons and not be such a grocery snob.
5. Walk the dog twice a day (at least).
6. Help my husband to be a better spouse.
7. Help my children to be better off-spring.
8. Help my family to learn how to properly clean our house
9. Drink less beer but more wine (I'm all about the balance)
10. Return pointless voicemails particularly when the caller says something like "just called to say hi, no big deal, I'll call you later"...

May the Ancient Altars be always in your heart. May you be filled with the ancient wisdom of the Goddess. May your days be glorious and many... Peace and Joy to you all!