9/10/08

I need pictures of Uranus!

Now, if you read that you'd be all "sure, I'll help you find pictures of that planet" but like, if your daughter walks up to you while you're in the middle of doing one thousand other things and she says that sentence you're all "The hell? Why do you want pictures of my anus?" And then your daughter will completely laugh her ass butt off. And if your husband is in the room and he's feeling randy he might say something like "You can find those on the Internet honey." with a merry little wink, wink and a nudge, nudge. Yes, we get it... you're hysterically funny. I think this is what Uranus looks like:


It's not really what you'd think, huh? So, our house is full of anus jokes now. It's actually kind of amazing how many anus jokes there are. I've even started with the ass-sphincter say what crap. I think it's time for me to goto bed.

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