Okay... to answer MK's questions (since she obviously does not keep up on the whole blog scene) the following is from my Blog back in July of 2006 and is relative to my previous entry because Grace has begun her bizarre and random questioning that usually centers around basic hygiene. I don't know... OCD much?

Tuesday, July 4,2006
In other news, this just in... Grace has contracted the "tell-my-mother-anytime-anything-touches-any-part-of-my-body-or-the-toilet-or-the-garbage-or-a-butt" disease. Its pretty serious as far as we can tell. The symptoms are... why don't you just read the friggin' disease for the symptoms. This morning it was..."Mommy, my toothbrush touched the side of the sink and I think the dog might have licked the side of the sink and then I put the toothbrush in my mouth and I might have spit on Maggie's toothbrush when I was done... Is that okay?" - What the fuck am I supposed to say to that? When all of this first began, I was a really good mommy and a really thorough mommy and I explained that if something touched something or somewhere that it probably shouldn't maybe we could wash it or throw it away or whatever I thought the proper course of action should be (and trust me, I really thought it through). But after, like, 3 mother-f***ing weeks of this I'm like, "I don't know Grace, its really a judgement call and seeing as its your toothbrush, its your call, doll." And now I'm going out of my friggin' mind trying not to scream every time I have to hear about this shit! K, so it doesn't seem like a really big deal to ya, right? how bout someone say... pokes you in the arm, not hard or anything. No big deal right? what about that same person pokes you in the exact same arm in the exact same place several times a day, every day for the next three weeks... then YOU let me know how well YOU would be holdin' up, k?
I've gotta go, Grace scratched her butt and then touched the yogurt spoon...

Does that cover it for ya, Peeptoo?