I'm Calibrating my Whammy

Seriously, this is what Zackary told me when I found him on his XBox twenty minutes after his hour was up "Mom, I'm calibrating my Whammy.... it's not like I'm actually playing a game." (and trust me, there was an implied "DUH!" following that sentence). WTF? OHHH... you were calibrating your whammy... well, why didn't you just say so in the first place because it's common knowledge that ones whammy simply must be calibrated on a regular basis.

Henceforth this will be my go to phrase whenever someone inquires as to what it is that I am doing.